Joe looks out and sees his neighbor’s oldest son stealing his potatoes in the middle of the day. He calls the neighbor: ‘This is too much! Get your son out of my field immediately or else… !’ ‘Hey, I know you are mad – I am, too! I woke him up when it was still […]
Creating an unpleasant environment for pest and disease includes using fertilizers modestly (either with natural or artificial fertilizers), maintaining the proper pH of the soil and intercropping. To prevent is better than to heal. Take care of your garden and create an unpleasant environment for pest and disease, and make your crops safe. Intercropping is […]
Little Mike sees his uncle, a farmer, putting cow manure to a carriage and asks: ‘What is this for?’ The uncle replies: ‘For strawberries.’ ‘Oh, we prefer them with cream.’
Ann: ‘The best diet is three leaves of lettuce, one tomato and one pepper. You get vitamins, iron and everything else that you organism needs.’ Her friend: ‘Sounds great! When do you take those – before or after the meal?’
A bunny comes to a bakery and asks the baker: ‘Do you have a carrot cake?’ The baker says: ‘Unfortunately not.’ The next day the bunny comes to the bakery again and asks: ‘Do you have carrot cake?’ The baker says: ‘No, we don’t.’ The third day the baker makes the carrot cake. When the […]
Why is lamb’s lettuce more expensive than meat?’ ‘Because lamb’s lettuce is a seasonal salad, and meat grows throughout the year!’
A cabbage walks into a hair salon. The hairdresser asks: ‘What kind of a haircut do you want?’ The cabbage answers: ‘Like Savoy cabbage, please.’