Gardening joke #10

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Joe looks out and sees his neighbor’s oldest son stealing his potatoes in the middle of the day. He calls the neighbor: ‘This is too much! Get your son out of my field immediately or else… !’
‘Hey, I know you are mad – I am, too! I woke him up when it was still dark and sent him to the field, but the lazy brat lingered in his bed for so long it already dawned when he got there!’