Joe looks out and sees his neighbor’s oldest son stealing his potatoes in the middle of the day. He calls the neighbor: ‘This is too much! Get your son out of my field immediately or else… !’ ‘Hey, I know you are mad – I am, too! I woke him up when it was still […]
Betty looks at Nancy enviously: ‘Ooooh, you have lost a lot of weight! A new diet?’ Nancy: ‘Potatoes, carrots and beans.’ ‘You eat only those?’ ‘No way. I till the soil around them.’
Two earthworms rob a snail. When the police asks the snail what happened, it says: ‘I have no idea. It all happened so fast.’
A young agronomist comes to a village and gives advice to a farmer: ‘Your farming is not good. I bet you won’t get even 5 eggplants out of this plant.’ ‘You’re right. This is a pepper.’