Gardening joke #10

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Joe looks out and sees his neighbor’s oldest son stealing his potatoes in the middle of the day. He calls the neighbor: ‘This is too much! Get your son out of my field immediately or else… !’ ‘Hey, I know you are mad – I am, too! I woke him up when it was still […]

Gardening joke #8

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Ann: ‘The best diet is three leaves of lettuce, one tomato and one pepper. You get vitamins, iron and everything else that you organism needs.’ Her friend: ‘Sounds great! When do you take those – before or after the meal?’

Gardening joke #3

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Betty looks at Nancy enviously: ‘Ooooh, you have lost a lot of weight! A new diet?’ Nancy: ‘Potatoes, carrots and beans.’ ‘You eat only those?’ ‘No way. I till the soil around them.’

Gardening joke #1

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A young agronomist comes to a village and gives advice to a farmer: ‘Your farming is not good. I bet you won’t get even 5 eggplants out of this plant.’ ‘You’re right. This is a pepper.’